This is the life.

Has this situation ever happened to you?

Me: Riley get your soda off the couch and go to the table. I don't want you to spill! (and me have to clean up)
Riley starts to head to the table and Dale starts to play a game with her. Keeping her from getting to the table.
Dale: Riley hurry Get to the table! (as he blocks her from getting there)

This happens 4 or 5 times and I realize whats happening and the second I try to stop it so the drink doesn't get spilled Dale accidentally grabs Riley the wrong way and the drink gets spilled on the carpet....

Before I have time to do anything Dale says: It was my fault don't get mad at her.

I wasn't going to...

Than Dale says : Can you clean it up. I don't know how to get that out of the carpet.

Are you freaking kidding me?