The Cool Whips: I Dare You!

I dare you not to laugh!

This happened a couple weeks ago after we had put her in time-out for giving Riley Bug a Smack down!
Seriously, she is VICIOUS!
Don't let her adorable face and cute tiny voice fool you!

Riley-ism's!

"All days ago... All Times ago"
"That's the spirit!"
"It's a hot summer day!"
To a boy trying to put on her shoes: "YOU can't wear those. They DON'T match!!"
" OH MY GOSH TO HECK!!!"
"Mom, can I watch NickJr? Its like pre-school on tv!"
"Thats my dog Taz! He is a bullshitz!"
" Makenna, we are friends forever!"
"My eyes are outa control!"
"My tummy is beeping." (My stomach is growling)
"Can I ask nicely?"
"Um Mommy? Can I have a milk-a-da-chocolate pink?? And Cocoa dots?" (chocolate milk in a pink cup and cocoa puffs)
"Mommy! Makenna spilled!!" (spit up)
"Mommy! Makenna is leaking!!" (drool)
" I love Makenna! She's my girl She is my best friend!"
"Um, I am gonna have to say no! Do you know that feeling?"
"We 'posed ta gotta!!!"
"Wonder Woman, TO THE RESCUE!!!"
"We have to wait for a sun shiny day to go to the park!"
"But I am SO upset!!"
"Mommy did you get Baby Mak Out of your tummy?"
"HEY! Check this out!!"
"Um, Well, No thank you!"
"Thats so exciting, so exciting!"
"There! That should do the trick!"
"Hiccups!!"
"Uh Oh! Where is the frog?" I dont know where is the frog? " Right there... In my PUM!"
"Hey! You're kinda cute!"
When she falls and almost hurts herself or something almost hits her in a place that might hurt she says "WHOO!! That was closer"
When she sees the picture of the Ultrasound and the baby she gets excited and says "WATER BABY!!!!"
When I tell her there is a baby in my stomach she says "NO! The baby is in the water!!!!!"
"No I am NOT Riley Whipple I am Riley BUG!!"
When she wants to watch tv she will hand me the remote and say " Hey! Here is the vibeo! (video) Touch the butt (button) Mom"
When she asks for something its... "Mom Can I want some?"

The Cool Whips

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

I Dare You!

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